When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
DavidBissonette | After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
Sacha Guitry | By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates |
| Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. |
Anonymous | The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? |
Dumas | I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |
Sigmund Freud | "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." |
Anonymous | "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." |
Sam Kinison | "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." |
James Holt McGavra | Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. |
Patrick Murra | The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... |
Nash | You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. |
Anonymo | My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. |
Henny Youngman | A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
Rodney Dangerfield | A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
Anonymous | First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
Anonymous | SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! | |
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