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Re: [Shadeshi_Bondhu] Tech Support - Funny

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On 6/20/08, R@kiB <rakib.exe@gmail.com> wrote:
> *Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
> Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
> Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
> Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my
> desk... Sorry....
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
> Female customer: A white one...
> Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
> Customer: Your left or my left?
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
> Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
> Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
> Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
> Gates.
>
> **********
>
> Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
> try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
> it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
>
> **********
>
> Customer: I have problems printing in red...
> Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
> Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
> Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
>
> **********
>
> Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
> Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
> Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
> Customer: OK
> Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
> Customer: Yes
> Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
> keyboard?
> Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital
> letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
> Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
>
> **********
>
> Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
> Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
> Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
> Customer: Five stars.
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
> Customer: Netscape.
> Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
> Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
>
> **********
>
> Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
> computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
>
> **********
>
> Tech support: How may I help you?
> Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
> Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
> Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
> circle around it?
>
> **********
>
> A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
>
> Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
> Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The
> man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is
> working fine."
>
> **********
>
> And last but not least...
>
> Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
> time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
> letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
> Customer: I don't have a P.
> Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
> Customer: What do you mean?
> Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
> Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
> *
>
> *
> *
>
> Source:
>
> isconline
>

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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Flora Telecom introducing Brand New Porsche P9521 first ever in Bangladesh

Flora Telecom introducing Brand New Porsche P9521 first ever in Bangladesh.


The Porsche P'9521 mobile phone has landed it's the first ever mobile phone designed by Porsche and it's made of aluminium.  With the classy look and killer style this mobile phone really is for those who like to live life to the full.

Designed with a double hinge system which allows you to open and rotate the phone 360 degrees topped with a touch sensitive screen the sophistication just keeps coming.  With mineral glass on the screen which looks amazing and a fingerprint built-in scanning device this phone is all about style.

You think that's impressive the features will entice you further with a 3.2-megapixel camera to capture those spontaneous moments and a built-in MP3 player the multimedia functions will not disappoint.

The first ever Porsche mobile phone designed by Porsche

Finger-print scanning is built-in and can replace a PIN code

Take high-quality pictures with the 3.2-megapixel

Share your multimedia files instantly with Bluetooth™

EDGE technology offers high-speed internet access


GrameenPhone Ltd jointly distributing Porsche P9521 mobile in Bangladesh. This so different and elegant mobile is now available in GrameenPhone Centers.

Sagem Porsche phone

Some very exclusive trendy mobile phones were presented during a special event in the Mansion in Amsterdam organized by The Phone House, Europe's largest independent retailer for Mobile Pones. These stylish, limited version design phones proof the maturity of the mobile phone market at which design and life style play an important role besides features and business functionality. The Phone House do adapt to this need by incorporating various Limited Collection cell phones in their assortment. One of these design phones is a clamshell phone from Porsche. The Porsche phone, also known as P'9521, will be available exclusively at The Phone House before Christmas with a retail price of €1200 (Dutch retail price). I was given the opportunity to take a good look at the Porsche phone. The following report should be looked upon as an extensive first impression; a Sagem Porsche P9521 cell phone preview.

 

Porsche mobile phone - Stylish design

Sagem Porsche clamshell phone - Design

The name Porsche stands for exclusivity and stylish design. The Porsche cell phone lives up to these standards; it is a real eye-catcher. Its weight of 140 grams does not make the P'9521 a lightweight but it makes him feel very solid. The high quality finishing is superb with materials like glass and aluminium used as a base. The tight curves with black glass and the brushed aluminium hinge provide the right finishing touch. The Porsche Design cell phone is not ultra thin but thin and compact enough with its dimensions of 91x48x18.4mm to be carried around in a trouser-pocket.

Porsche P9521 - Touch screen

Porsche cellular Limited Edition - Touch screen

The Sagem P9521 handset is equipped with various multimedia functions and a high-definition touch screen. The monitor is a so-called AM-OLED type and capable of rendering 262.000 colours with a resolution of 320x240 pixels. The 2.2-inch sized screen is a flip-out, tilting screen that offers the Porsche handset surplus functionality and ease of use. The AM-OLED (Active-matrix OLED) screen type delivers the same beautiful performance as the so-called passive-matrix OLED screens, but with one large difference. The AM-OLED monitor slurps up a considerably lesser amount of energy which makes it the perfect monitor for devices at which energy consumption plays a big role.

Porsche mobile phone - Digital camera

Porsche design phone - Digital camera

The multifunctional LCD monitor adds to the use of taking digital pictures at difficult angles. The Porsche P'9521 design phone is equipped with a 3.2 Megapixel image sensor, auto focus and a digital zoom. Quite average specifications I would say, but in practice they turn out to suffice for enjoying mobile photography on consumer level. In other words; it will still not replace the average digital compact camera but the specifications should do greatly for printing acceptable photos. I am describing a preproduction model during this preview, so I can't give you a final conclusion as far as quality etc. is concerned.

Porsche phone - Fingerprint reader

Porsche cell phone - Fingerprint reader

Attentive readers might have noticed the small horizontal bar right below the OLED monitor. This is the so-called fingerprint reader that recognizes and identifies the user of the Porsche P'9521 while at the same time securing the personal data. Besides that the standard PIN code can be replaced by a fingerprint. Since a manual is missing I cannot comprehensively explain the technique that has been used here, but it even seems possible to assign a fingerprint to activate certain functionalities and/or gain accessibility to certain phone numbers thus personalizing your Porsche Design P'9521 to the optimum.

 

Porsche P9521 design cell phone

 

Porsche P9521 - Lithium Ion battery

Sagem Porsche P'9521 - Lithium Ion battery

The Porsche Design battery is carried out in black and is neatly hidden behind a black (plastic) cover. Even the battery belongs to the prototype class and does not reveal its capacity. The Lithium Ion battery needs a three hour charge before it is fully loaded. This results in a talk-time of 3 hours and 30 minutes or 240 hours of standby time. One who wants to enjoy his or her private music library on the MP3 functionality he/she will be able to do so for some 7 hours. The energy capacity of the device does benefit directly from the AM-OLED type of monitor.

Porsche P9521 - MPEG-4 format video

Sagem Porsche P'9521 - MPEG-4 format video

Besides the possibility of capturing still images with a resolution of 3.2 Megapixels, the P'9521 Porsche Design mobile phone is capable of recording videos in MPEG-4 format. Moreover, the P'9521 supports MP3, AAC, AAC+, eAAC+, stereo for reproduction and iMelody 1.2, Midi, Wave, AMR NB [recorder and player] and WB [player] as a format. To be able to listen to the sound a headset would come in handy, but looking at the metal housing I cannot seem to find a 3.5mm headset connection. Solution would be to use the optional Bluetooth headset that will complete your multimedia experience.

Sagem Porsche phone - External display

Sagem Porsche phone - Camera lens

 

Porsche mobile phone P9521 - Unique design handset

Review Source:
http://www.letsgomobile.org/en/review/0027/porsche-phone





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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Tech Support - Funny

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry.... ********** Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ********** Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. ********** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... ********** Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. ********** Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. ********** Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... ********** Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ********** Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ********** Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ********** Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. ********** Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? ********** A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." ********** And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager" Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! Source: isconline

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