Shadeshi Bondhu: 12 October 2008

[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Be my frnd

i have just past my bad days.

i am so alone
pls....be my frnd.

my contact no. <REMOVED by ADMIN>

bye
Supti

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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] LBM :-) ''Job Application''

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[Shadeshi_Bondhu] LBM : Politics Explained

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Biggest ever Bangladesh IT showcase in USA

You will be happy to know that 40 top executives from 26 leading companies from Bangladesh are going to participate in OutsourceWorld New York, the premier IT Outsourcing event of USA which will be held at Jacob Javits Convention Center, New York, USA on October 15-16, 2008 with a Country Pavilion supported by Export Promotion Bureau. This is going to be the biggest ever participation of Bangladeshi Software and ITES companies in USA.

OutsourceWorld draws a large number of senior business executives in USA who are responsible for the overall IT procurement of their companies. BASIS President Mr. Habibullah N Karim will lead the BASIS contingent as Team Leader and Mr. Shameem Ahsan, Vice President of BASIS will be the Deputy Team Leader. Mr. Mohammad Shawkat Ali , Director (Fair) of Export Promotion Bureau and Mr. Pradip Royhan, Private Secretary to Honorable Adviser, Ministry of Commerce will also be accompanying the fair participants as the Pavilion Director and Assistant Pavilion Director respectively.

There has been a rising global confidence in Bangladesh and its IT Industry in the recent years. Goldman Sachs recognized Bangladesh as one of the Next Eleven (N-11) - a list of eleven countries having strong potential for becoming the world's largest economies along with BRICs (Brazil, Russia, India and China), with highly promising outlooks for investment and future growth. European Commission has recently included Bangladesh as one of the top IT Outsourcing destinations in the world.

BASIS contingent in OutsourceWorld NY is bearing the slogan "Bangladesh: Asia's Emerging IT Services Destination" during the exhibition. To discuss risk mitigation strategies in Outsourcing and opportunities and challenges in outsourcing to Bangladesh, a seminar and lunch networking event will be held as a sideline event on the 2nd day of OutsourceWorld NY Exhibition from 12 Noon - 2 PM on 16th October, 2009, at Jacob Javits Center, Manhattan, NY. Arranged by BASIS, the national association for Software & IT Enabled services and Bangladesh Export Promotion Bureau (EPB), this seminar is aimed for paving a bridge between our IT entrepreneurs of USA and Bangladesh.

For registration at the seminar, please contact at info@basis.org.bd.

Source:
M. Nurul Amin, The Secretary, BASIS

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