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Monday, December 10, 2007

[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Fun


TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the
floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "KR-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!!!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and
one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same
at home.
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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached
a cute 5year-old girl and asked her where she got her good
looks.
"I must have got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "cause
Mommy's still got hers."
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.


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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to all

-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friends.
-i'm going to my home.
-at last, finishing my exam, i'm free for all..................
-so good byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee friends and EID MUBARAK................

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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Re: We Have Got Everything But Them

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-I'm feeling so bad, to see this photos.it's so shamefull for
me................................for us.........

-why we aren't satisfided about our present?

-why we not think that GOD gives us a lot?????????????????????

-it's important for us to made our future bright.............but why
we avoide them?????????????

-this child................. who lives road.................away
from the light of education.................haven't any
future...............what's happing with them?

-i don't know, what i doing for them?

-how this world returned them, there future??????????????

-it's argent for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Shadeshi_Bondhu] Your one email can manage US org to help Bangladesh

Dear   Frineds
                      Hi
Joyce Meyer Ministry ( USA)  built 220  houses  in srilanka after  Sunami .
I  called them  . They said  me  that  If  there are  any  written  requests  to  them  from  Bangladeshi . they will  help bangladesh .
Your  only  one  email can help ; they can send  immediate  relief to  the homless people of  the south coast  of  Bangladesh .
please   send  email  to them  and  ask them  to send  a team  to  Bangladesh .Please  ask them  to  help  Bangladesh .
 
 
thanks a  lot
Niloy  Sobhan .


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