☼Cigarette☼
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
☼Love affairs☼
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five-day test.
☼Marriage☼
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master
☼Divorce:☼
Future tense of marriage
☼Lecture:☼
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
☼Conference☼
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
☼Compromise☼
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.
☼Tears☼
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by
feminine waterpower.. .
☼Dictionary☼
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
☼Conference Room☼
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
☼Ecstasy☼
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never
felt before.
☼Classic☼
A book which people praise, but do not read.
☼Smile☼
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
☼Office☼
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
☼Yawn☼
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
☼Etc☼
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
☼Committee☼
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
☼Experience☼
The name men give to their mistakes.
☼Atom Bomb☼
An invention to end all inventions.
☼Philosopher☼
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
☼Diplomat☼
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
☼Opportunist☼
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
☼Optimist☼
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am
not injured yet.
☼Pessimist☼
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
☼Miser☼
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
☼Father☼
A banker provided by nature.
☼Criminal☼
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
☼Boss☼
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
☼Politician☼
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
☼Doctor☼
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
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